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This looks very much like the Holy Grail before we even look at modifying it for more Non-Random and increasing odds/variance.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
King Falkor: It is 'Falkor', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Falkor: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that...!!!!
[Bridgekeeper is thrown over the bridge]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh!
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Falkor: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7iXw9zZrLo
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